Mother’s Day is a day meant to honor all Mom’s out there, so nothing could be better than sharing a few funny Mother’s Day Poems with your mom to make her laugh!
One of our favorites is called Momisms: The Things Moms Say, which is pretty funny and cute and sentimental as well. This poem goes on to list many of the phrases that all moms say, such as “Go pick up your room” or “don’t jump on the bed”. Really, it’s sweet, and funny, go read it!
It can be tough to be funny sometimes without being offensive, so it’s important to make sure that whatever you write is something that your mother will really like and not take the wrong way! The last thing you would want to do is upset your mom on Mother’s Day!
Thanks Mom
Happy Mother’s Day Mom!
Today I’d like to take the time
and thank you for all the great things
you’ve done!
Thank you
for cleaning off the walls
when I would draw on them all
Thank you mom
for telling me
not to pick my nose.
Thank you mom,
for always washing all my clothes.
And thank you mom,
for those times
you drove me everywhere
and all the Christmases
when you gave me underwear.
Thanks for the advice
to always wear sunscreen
and thanks for teaching me
how to scrub a pot clean.
I might not have told you
all those things back then,
I might not have realized
someday it would be for my own good
so I want to make it understood:
I LOVE YOU!
Happy Mother’s Day!
Mom Knows Everything
Mom knows everything,
how long to boil an egg,
how to kiss a boo boo on your leg
they know how to see you
from another room
they know how to dust off
cobwebs with a broom
Moms know how to make you laugh
and they know how to
stop you from being sad
mom’s know what things
will poke your eyes out
always looking out
to make sure you’re safe
Mom’s are the best
at knowing everything!
Do you have a favorite funny Mother’s Day Poem for mom to share? Tell us about it in the comments section below!
